Murder on the Mediterranean

Director Suzanne Weber has assembled an excellent cast to populate the maiden voyage of the S.S. Wunderbar, a magnificent cruise ship of German registry.  The Love Boat had nothing on the Wunderbar. You’ll be treated to a couple  embarking to enjoy their honeymoon, although one of them is terrified of the sea; a comic book artist putting the finishing touches on the newest superhero in a pantheon of heroes.  A greeting card writer who can’t stop plying her craft even on her vacation cruise, along with a beautiful starlet, hoping to completely recover from a devastating accident that wreaked havoc on her career.  The crew includes a purser named Gunther with exquisite taste in apparel, a Teutonic former nanny is the cruise director, while a celebrated New York Photographer is on hand to capture memories.  Who can imagine a more idyllic scene?  But murder awaits.  Whodunit?  Watch carefully and perhaps you will be able to identify the culprit.

Character lines in a vacuum sometimes make you scratch your head.  But put them in context, and you’ll be laughing out loud.  Join us and enjoy these and other lines straight from the character’s themselves.

Don’t Say it!    You said it!
She fell off an Alp?
It hasn’t been 2 years.  It’s been 1 year, 11 months and 25 days. 
You used my nerdy sap of a husband?
I SAID YOU NEED SOME SNAPPS!
I don’t think you do anything normally. 

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