Writer's Block Behind the Curtains - They Said What?

Twas the night before opening and all through the theater, not a creature was stirring…wait a minute.  This was the last dress rehearsal; everyone in the place was stirring; the lights were shining; the sound was at full volume; and, chaos ensued.  There’s no calm moment for anyone, but it’s theater so it’s normal and gets everyone energized.

Before we close our last Writer’s Block blog and end show rehearsals, I wanted to share some of the favorite lines of the cast.  You’ll have to see the show, though, to know why they’re favorites – can’t give too much away before opening night.

Conrad:  “You could get eaten by a bear.”

Bernie: "Maybe he's not the Conrad we thought he was."

The Torkelsons: “Them.”

Madge:  “She was probably really good at it, 'cause they gave her an ‘A’.”

Bernie:  "So if we don't smoke it, what do we do with it?”

Summer:  "It looks like someone chewed up a whole box of crayola crayons and vomited them all over the place!"

Conrad:  "I'm bald!"

Karen:   "Isn't Cleveland the same as extinction?" 

Bernie: "Oh yeah, I feel great!"

Madge:  “Are we gonna do it now?  While he's in the privy?”

Ralph:  "Yeah, keep writin.”

Bernie:  "The pleasure is yours."

Conrad: "WHYYYYYYY would I do that?!?"

Madge:  “That's yer idea? Kind of stupid ain't it?”

That’s a wrap for this show.  Curtains!

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